concern itself with mickey mouse stuff like not eating certain kinds of seafood, who married who’s sister and how Methusalah was the oldest fart ever? Does eating shrimp make your soul stinky? Does Jesus kill people before they get to Methusalah’s age so Heaven doesn’t get that fragrant nursing home smell?
What if the Coming of God’s Second Son, Bill Nye the Science guy, redeemed everyone again and made all this Christian hoo-hah unnecesssary?