Tag Archives: Pork

I love crispy smokey bacon sandwiches, but when i went to concvert to Islam they said (cont.below)?

“No pork!! and do Dog meat”, well i told em straight ” i’m used to me dog guarding the house, not eating the poor bastard”, then i went to Judaism and they said no “Pork!! or Sea food!!!” so i just had to let it out and i told em ” i just love chucking a shrimp on the barbi mate” i mean what’s the matter with these people right?, then i went to Buddism, and they said “you can’t eat anything that walks on land!!!!”, well when i thought about that juicey 12 once south american sirloin and that esquisit leg of tender roast New Zealand lamb i had last the week before, i thought these people must be crazy if they think us Christians will convert right?

Oh Boy! I love smokey crispy bacon sandwiches but when i tried to convert to Islam (Cont. below)?

They said “no pork!!!” so then i thought about Judaism but when i went there they said “no pork!!! and no sea food!!!”, well i just had to let it out and I told them ” i just love chucking a shrimp on the barbie mate”. So tell me where should i go next?

It is written in the Old testament about not eating shrimp,pork but then in the New Testament it says it’s OK

Where are those verses and why would GOD say No and then changed HIS mind to say OK later if HE is all knowing? I get that question all the time and don’t know how to answer it.

How do you make a Spring Roll?

With shrimp,pork,egg it doesnt matter.

Why do conservative Christians only pick the parts of the old testament that they like?

Gays are bad but they still eat shrimp and pork.