“No pork!! and do Dog meat”, well i told em straight ” i’m used to me dog guarding the house, not eating the poor bastard”, then i went to Judaism and they said no “Pork!! or Sea food!!!” so i just had to let it out and i told em ” i just love chucking a shrimp on the barbi mate” i mean what’s the matter with these people right?, then i went to Buddism, and they said “you can’t eat anything that walks on land!!!!”, well when i thought about that juicey 12 once south american sirloin and that esquisit leg of tender roast New Zealand lamb i had last the week before, i thought these people must be crazy if they think us Christians will convert right?